1. I CANT STAND WHEN SOMEONE GETS IN THE ELEVATOR AND PRESSES THE SECOND FLOOR (YOU LAZY MUTHAPHUKKAS, YOU CANT WALK UP ONE FLIGHT OF STAIRS)
2. I CANT STAND WHEN I HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR SOMEONE AND THEY DONT SAY THANKS (LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO DO THAT OR I GET PAID TO HOLD THE DOOR OPEN, IM LIKE DAMN YOUR HIGHNESS YOU CANT SAY THANK YOU..ASSHOLE)
3. I CANT STAND WHEN IM IN THE CLUB AND I SEE A MUTHAPHUKKA IN THERE WEARIN A HOODY! (NIGGA DONT YOU KNOW ITS HOT AS SHIT IN THE CLUB, WTF IS WRONG WIT YOU)
4. I CANT STAND WHEN A NIGGA STARTS DRINKIN AND MAGICALLY TURNS INTO SUPERMAN. (THATS GOTTA STOP CUZ THAT'LL GET YOU KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT)
5. AND ONE LAST THING! I CANT STAND WHEN I PUT MY HAND OUT TO SHAKE A DUDE HAND AND THEY PUT OUT THE FIST UNLESS THEY FROM THE ISLANDS OR THEY HAND DIRTY...IM LIKE DAMN, SHAKE MY HAND LIKE A GROWN MAN...
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